I've been in Ho Chi Minh City for 24 hours and I'm suffering some serious culture shock. Arriving here is like landing in a totally different country from the rest of Vietnam. I was expecting it to be a bit more westernized than the north but this is totally unexpected. It's like being in Singapore or Bangkok.
That whole communist thing? Well they tried it but didn't like it. That statue of Uncle Ho up there is your standard soviet 'leader as guide to the children and nation' business, reading some Marx to the attentive kiddie sort of thing (it's good to see that those Russian artists are still getting work). What you can't see in the picture is the Chanel, Gucci and Ralph Lauren shops in the Rex hotel. Right in the bronze HCM's line of vision.
They must have Uncle Ho tied down tight in his mausoleum to stop him spinning like a Catherine wheel (he was definitely stationary when I saw him but I suspect he's not been to his eponymous city for a while). I'm finding it hard to reconcile. I mean I can almost cope with poverty next to obscene wealth but I can't cope with Louis Vuitton with hammer and sickle flags flying. I cannot imagine how long communism can survive here when the failure of its central tenets are so obvious on every street. At least before the "economic miracle" started everyone was poor and hungry.
And I suspect lots of people are hungry here as it's significantly more expensive than the rest of the country and multiple times more than Hanoi. If you ever come to Vietnam I would suggest doing your souvenir shopping in the north and keep plenty of money for HCMC, I've had to change $50 extra just to eat for two days.
Apart from the weirdness of the commie/cashed-up combo it's an interesting city. We did a tour today and the architecture is beautiful and surprisingly well preserved. Not much bombing of the city as once the Americans left the South Vietnamese army couldn't really keep the VC back and the destruction was kept to a minimum. Although one South Vietnamese pilot, who was sympathetic to the North, did drop a bomb on the presidential palace. He's the VP of Vietnam airlines now. I'm hoping bombing runs are way down the list of their current training requirements. The Presidential palace is truly luxurious and built like the palace for a monarch, even though the 60s architecture has the feel of a Milton Keynes civic centre about it. It called the Reunification Palace now and open to the public. Being president of South Vietnam was pretty good, you got a great house thrown in. Of course getting bombed and the significant chance of being killed in a coup did take some of the gloss of the position. There is a bit of propaganda involved in the tour but it's subtle, just the tiniest hint of Ministry Of Truth.
Unlike the War Remnants Museum. This used to be called the War Crimes Museum, which pretty much sets the tone. It's filled with harrowing pictures of the suffering of the Vietnamese at the hand and weapons of the USA. All I can conclude is that the Vietnam War was nasty, vicious, dehumanizing and brought out the worst in young men who almost certainly didn't want to be there. It's hard to get a balanced view however as there is no mention at all of any inhuman acts of the Viet Cong and NVA. It's a clear case of history being written by the winners and I would never condemn any individual GI; who can say how any of us would behave in such a brutal situation. However it's pretty clear that the USA did break many rules of civilized war (incidentally one of the most crazy ideas of human invention, as if war is in any way civilized). The use of chemical defoliants being one of the most obvious, the Agent Orange (dioxin) is still causing birth defects in Vietnam and Cambodia, even the US and their allies have reported genetic abnormalities in their ex-servicemen's children.
I have nothing but sympathy for both sides and just hope that such a nasty war never happens again, and that if it does, that the soldiers, and especially their political masters, remember their humanity.
There was also a exhibition of war photos taken by journalists killed in the conflict (called Vietnam Requiem). They are pretty much an unsung group of heroes, if not for them being there at the front line we would never have known what was going on in Indochina. Relying in the military high command would have been pointless and the soldiers would have had no one to tell their stories. I think the war would gave gone on for many more years as well. I suspect we will never see such press freedom in a war zone again and it's why we don't really see what the troops are putting up with now in Iraq and Afghanistan. It's about the only lesson the top brass seem to have learned from Vietnam.
The rest of the tour round the city was your usual sight seeing, I was particularly looking forward to seeing the US embassy as the pictures of the helicopters evacuating the last americans are some of the earliest images I can remember from the TV. Sadly the original building was demolished by the government in 1975. Not that it would have mattered as the only place we were forbiddeen to take photos in HCMC was outside the US Embassy. Gotta love the land of the free.
After all jollity of the war museum and its burned children and birth defects I finally got round to some souvenir shopping. Talk about the sublime to the ridiculous. The only thing I wanted was a little, teeny, tiny Ho Chi Minh bust. They were everywhere in Hanoi but nowhere to be seen in HCMC. I finally got one in the market but paid twice the price that they were in Hanoi. There are two lessons from this. Firstly always buy stuff when you see it on holiday 'cos you can't go back to get it. Secondly even though this is a reunified country the mentality of the people is very separate. It's still really South Vietnam and North Vietnam. You can even tell where peoples sympathies lie. If you say "Saigon" and they correct you to " no you mean Ho Chi Minh City" then you know they are the winners. Everyone here, they say Saigon and are the losers. Although in reality only Ralph Lauren is the winner.
It is so hot and humid here that everyone is totally exhausted. It's also the last night the group is all together as six of us head off to Cambodia tomorrow so there's a last supper tonight and, I suspect, a swapping of Facebook and email details. It'll be a bit odd saying so ling after two weeks in their constant company but I guess that's another thing about group travel that I've learned.
I won't, however, miss Saigon...